Seasons Greetings.

Matt

Happy Holidays 2009 by *mattwatier on deviantART

A great all in one device.

A great new phone!
The Pomegranate phone is the ultimate all-in-one device.

A great all in one device.

It puts more things in the palm of your hand than you ever thought possible: phone, email, full internet browsing, camera, video, MP3 player, GPS navigation.
It is the only smart phone in the world that includes a built-in projector, global voice translator,

Make your buisness run smoother with the built in 50 language translator.

coffee brewer,shaver and

On the run and you have a five o'clock shadow. Don't worry it can shave your face and talk at the same time. How did we live with out this handy phone

harmonica. Imagine all the things you can do: make a fresh cup of coffee anywhere with the built-in coffee maker, watch movies or presentations up to a 72 inch screen size, speak any language you choose, shave and talk, and even play the phone as a harmonica. The Pomegranate is full of amazing features, just like the fruit it’s named after.

I can’t wait to have the Pomegranate . Check the release date and see when it is going to be released.

This is a great piece of viral marketing and no it isn’t for a phone it for Nova Scotia

You can't get everything in one device but you can get everything in one place.

http://www.pomegranatephone.com/

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Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,” Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

“We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,” he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa’s most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

• “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
  
  — September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.
• “Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”
  
  — January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.
• “They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too.”
  
  — Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.
• “There’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail.”
  
  — Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.
• “It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.”
  
  — April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.
• “I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves.”
  
  — April 18, 2002, at the White House.
• “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
  
  — Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.
• “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
  
  — Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.
• “Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”
  
  — Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.
• “Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge.”
  
  — April 20, 2005, in Washington.
• “We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job.”
  
  — Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.
• “I can’t wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs.”
  
  — Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.
• “It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war.”
  
  — June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.
• “Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die.”
  
  — Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
• “These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved.”
  
  — June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.
• “Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit.”
  
  — September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.
• “Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech.”
  
  —April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.
• “The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there’s jobs at the machine-making place.”
  
  — May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.
• “And they have no disregard for human life.”
  
  — July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.
• “I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.”
  
  — June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.
• “Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people.”
  
  — July 4, 2008 in Virginia.
• “The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there’s a lot of prayer — prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I’m one of them. It’s good to come down here.”
  
  — Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.
• “This thaw — took a while to thaw, it’s going to take a while to unthaw.”
  
  — Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

So this is the 2008 funny Christmas Card illustrated by me.

Like most of my art it is a bit of real media and digital to make this illustration.

You can veiw my other cards in this post  the post called In the Spirit of Chirstmas

2003 – I thought about doing a card but I didn’t want to draw Reindeer so I thought it would be fun if Santa Rode a Dinosaur.

2004 – I thought the last year was fun so I thought the Deer were still on Strike and so Santa looked for his answer in technology.

2005 – Carrying the presents didn’t work so this Christmas Santa used a transporter.

2006 – I figured Santa was tried and was taking a vacation. I had just done such a vacation down in the Grand Cayman snorkeling so Santa found himself there.

2007 – Back to the striking Deer Santa turns his attention to another mythical Creature Dragons. This time it was a grand Failure and he took notes.

This year I will put up the art for 2008 when it is closer to the Christmas day because I don’t want to spoil the art for the people who will actual receive the card.

I hope you all enjoyed my Christmas illustrations that I did in Photoshop, Painter, and a bit of illustrator.